Best Inadvertant Tan
Ben
Most Mosquito Bites
First Place: Jessie (Official Count: 26)
Second Place: Addie
Best Male Pose
First Place: Matt (On the snorkeling boat pulling the playgirl pose)
Second Place: Addie (Palm Trees)
Fastest Walker
Semie
Best Napper
Tommy
Super Trooper Awards
Erika
Darkest Tan
Mike
Yakking Awards
Dave and Kevin
(First to Dave if winning by lasting longer)
Most Defined Tan Line
Judy
Slowest Golf Counters!
First Place: Namie (Who freaking counts mississippi-ly in golf??)
Second Place: Dave (Retard doesn't even know how to count to 15 much less 35)
Consecutive Golf Wins
Addie
Most Proactive Photographer
Matt
Most "Oh! My Top!" Shout outs
Semie
Craziest Jetskier Duo
Addie and Dave
Most Improved Swimmer Awards
Ben and Addie
Most Sunburned
Dave
Sand Penis Sculpting
Jon
Survivors: Attempted Drowning
Namie and Judy
Most Borderline Violations of the Man Laws
Addie and Dave
Proven Addiction to Gambling
Tommy
Longest Total Transit Delays
First Place: Mike and Namie (7 hours....and couting last time I checked)
Second Place: Jon, Jessie and Kevin (4 hours)
Third Place: Dave, Judy, Erika and Tommy (1 hr and 30 mins)
If anyone can think of some other awards for someone on the
trip, feel free to throw it on in. Your awards are in the mail.
